The Nameless

Every time I call my buddy ron he can't seem to stop Names they bubble out his mouth until they drop Foaming over, he dont notice, cause his sleeves about to pop Muscles bulging out his shirt, cause hes swinging on theyre jocks Feels the need, to talk, about his friends who fought Hard got a little famous, graduated from the nameless Names them, every time he buys a drink or thinks, or grabs a menu I just wanna let him know that I got famous friends too Like billy dee was teaching me to fly a ship through space for free So I could meet at alpha centauri with flea and mr. t Tina marie was paging me, I was too busy to see Cause snoop d o double g and dr dre invited me to ski Just last week, I was in barbados playing pirates With johnny depp, who coincidentally brought miley cyrus And my best friend, her stylist, who does hair for fergies pilot And all the girls from price is right, theyre the nicest You dont need to do it on your own, you got friends Fuck a nose to a grindstone, we got homied in Love you babe, never change, we got everything to gain Dropping bombs, dropping lames, bitch we dropping names Dont be mad cause you never rubbed famous skin Models on casting couches getting loved, welcomed in Who can blame, thats the game, they got everything to gain Get your mind right, bitch we dropping names You know yesterday I seen ted danson and charlie manson Shaking hands by mgm grand with pac and hanson Big motored by on a scooter, guess who was Holding on by her fingertips, scarlett johannsen She smiled at me and asked for my number But I had to refuse, I was meeting up with someone I was late so I called up madonna To ask her if she wanted, to give me a ride to california I'm like her best friend, so yes, she brought a jet And we listened to her album, though the stores ain't even got it yet Dropped me off at LAX, spit out half the alphabet Next to method man, john tesh and courteney cox arquette Who could freestyle with best of them I should know, used to hang with eminem back before he was wrestling Leguizamo was The Pest again, pitt was mexican And me and helen hunt were playing pranks on jack nicholson You dont need to do it on your own, you got friends Fuck a nose to a grindstone, we got homied in Love you babe, never change, we got everything to gain Dropping bombs, dropping lames, bitch we dropping names Dont be mad cause you never rubbed famous skin Models on casting couches getting loved, welcome in Who can blame, thats the game, they got everything to gain Get your mind right, bitch we dropping names What you don't believe me, gimme the phone, i'll call stevie He'll be wondering what time we're leaving Tonight, I'm supposed to drive him to riverside After I pick up miss july so he can get down on the sly He relies on utmost discretion, im the man he trusts Not like gut spilling, tom skilling, smoking angel dust With tommy lee, bruce springsteen and pamela Told everyone about that time we streaked for the cameras Godzilla and gamara would be my friends if they were for real I got my pick from the girls from deal or no deal Every week me and seal make heidi get a happy meal And jay leno lets me drive his automobiles I could go on for hours if you got the patience Im not famous myself but im known by association Im relating to people who did something with themselves With no help from me, so don't hate me