Pimp of the Nation

[Verse 1] There's only two types of men Pimps and John's There's one type of bitch And that's a ho God damn holly hooker this is my world God damn time to go Where's my dough It's starting to snow All I want is the dollas I've been a pimp so long I knew gahndi when he had an afro Pimp, hold my dick like a holster All the girls want a Kid Rock poster And be able to both stay looked at The number one pimp with the number one rap What's up with that Well I'm a cool cat With the rap That's harder than a pimp slap And because I do so much pimping One day I'll probably walk with a limp And drive a big Lincoln Wearing an unbuttoned shirt And be a fifty-five year old pervert But for now rap's the occupation But one day watch I'll be Pimp Of The Nation [Verse 2] Hoes are rustlic Daddy's in the house We got hoes and hoes and hoes Prices so low We pratically given the coochie coo away Shake that booty, Shake that booty Its not a bake sell, its a cake sell God Damn It Pimp of the Nation, I could be it As a matter of a fact, I for see it But only pimping hoes with the big tush While you be left pimping Barbra Bush What's up granny First name Annie Dried up cunt and a sagging fanny The highlight of your sex adventures You wanna suck this take out your denchers A show of life is all I'm giving Old pimp young hoes is how I'm living But for now rap's the occupation But watch one day I'll be Pimp Of The Nation [Verse 3] I got all the hookers, God Damn It I got Sensational Sherry, Juicy Lucy, Nasty Nancy, and Tammy Toe Jam All of them ready, willing, and able to give the mack daddy all the dollas And all the coochie coo till death do we part Hahahaha I have hoes like horses in a stable Rich, famous, willing, and able First off Ja Ja Kubore and tiffer gore Is my highest paid whore And for some hot booty waxing Fake ass Latoya Jackson Rosanne Barr is my newest trick While on the beach I prune her with the dick And the bitch who fucks with my cash Robin Givens I'll whip your ass Yeah Kid Rock, Kid Rock Don't you fuck with me I'll be Pimp of the Nation [Verse 4] Bitch...bit...bitch...bit...bitch One nation under a pimp Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped One nation under a pimp Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped One nation under a pimp Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped One nation under a pimp Getting paid cause suckers is pussy whipped Ah yeah who's pimping out there Uh huh The Midwest is pimping Detroit is pimping Mt. Clemens is pimping Romeo is pimpin The black man he pimping KDC he's pimping Bo your pimping I said Tom he's pimping Chuck and Murph their pimping D he's pimping Boner is pimping Ben he pimping Ralph C is pimping The young brothers are pimping Eli your pimping I said Tony your pimping Hey Chicago your pimping Mr. Lee your pimping My pops is pimping My bro D he's pimping Jay C he's pimping Dice Sound is pimping Dougie Doug is pimping D-Nice he's pimping Chuck Nice is pimping Barry White he's pimping New York's pimping I said Philly is pimping Oakland your pimping Too Short your pimping Arseno Hall your pimp...pimp...pimping Eddie Murphy your pimping Jive Records your pimping RCA is pimping Top Dogg is pimping Michael Jackson, Ah you ain't pimping shit Ah hah hah Word em up Word em up Kid Rock Kid...Kid Rock Kid...Kid Rock And I'm Pimp of the Nation Hah hah haha Word You stay on third base I'm goin home with the bacon baby Hahahaha Peace