Pancake Breakfast

[Verse] Smoking any thing that I can fit in a pipe Slamming bottles of tussing and going fishing for pike Never uptight my high won't permit it My problem's life but I don't sweat it, just live it And I'm not your average rapper Got the same birth date as Thomas Crapper So bitch better watch your back Because I push more power than a Marshall stack Never the wack but oh so pesky Some say I can't flow but muther fucker don't test me And if you arrest me you dumb cop I'll find your daughter and I'll give her this cock Kid Rock's my mother fuckin name Bitch u know me so pass the O.E And don't talk about takin me out Because I got your girl and I'm making her shout Just like a piano I'm really grand And I got more riffs than Steely Dan Some friends call me fly But most just call me when they want to get high It is't the disco Cisco Kid mother fucker It's the outlasting shotgun-blasting Dick-swinging pussy licking punk Little skinny muther fucker and I'm not no hunk But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks And I turn more tricks than Tony Hawk Walk with a limp because I pimp like a pro And if you dis me punk I'll fuck your ho And though you think I'm nothing more than a young punk I'm like a hound dog chasing a chipmunk I move quick like a cheetah And it isn't shit to me to just beat a M.C. down who looks like a dick Jumping around like a homo on a pogo stick Yo rock, What's up stop being a jerk And just "Give them an example of how a D.J. works" Because it's blackjack and I got two aces Been many places seen many faces And everywhere I go people want to jive So I keep my fingers on my 45 So don't cross my dusty path Or I'll put my foot up in crusty ass Don't front ho pass the jay Then hear me M.C. and watch me D.J To the beat y'all and I won't stop And I'm going to rock this shit till your eardrums pop Everybody's trying to get a piece of the pie But I don't let bullshit spoil my high