Lowlife (Living the Highlife)

[Verse 1] I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track My best friend's in a gun rack I'm a lowlife I owe everybody money I think racist jokes are funny I'm a lowlife I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm making time, I'm going out With your wife [Chorus] Because I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife [Verse 2] I got kids I never seen And their momma's seventeen I'm a lowlife I take strippers out to breakfast You can add that to my checklist I'm a lowlife Ahh the landlord called the rent is due I spent it all on a Kiss tattoo I Rock n Roll all night [Chorus] Because I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Living the highlife [Verse 3] I'm watching porno on the TV Wondering why she'd ever leave me I'm a lowlife The object of my affection Asked the police for protection I'm a lowlife The romance is gone, I'm doing fine Me and your mom had a real good time Just last night [Chorus] Because I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife [Verse 4] I make black music for the white man Keep cocaine upon my nightstand I'm a lowlife Isn't never hung out in the Catskills But I've been to jail in Nashville I'm a lowlife I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm making time, I'm going out With your wife [Chorus] I'm a lowlife[x3] Living the highlife