Freestyle Jam

(We just... we just here, talkin' shit. Asher! You owe me a rhyme!) Asher: I owe you a rhyme? (The last time we talked...) Asher: Alright man, turn it up, man. Turn it up. Yo (Yo, Cudi, you wanna get in on this?) Cudi: Yeah, It's whatever, man Asher: I think I got somethin' special for you, too (You want me to introduce you?) Asher: Cause you know, Cudi and I, we go all over the place We, we.... we cross over. We don't like to... We like to go all... We walked in on some foreign talk (Alright! Hahaha. Let's go!) Cudi: Let's go Asher: My shit is like this when people walk in We do this, we do that, we do rock, we do rap We do jazz we do funk and then classical With a clash to Outkast, back to Johnny Cash Flash from Black Thought and A Tribe Called Quest Les from Primus, Mos Def and Kweli Zepplin, Onyx, Beck, and Chuck D Feelin' of Bob Dylan, hints of John Lennon Mixed with a bit of Pimp C and Bun B (Woah!) Marley in my heart with parts of Charlie Parker Mozart's art and all of Shawn Carter Bjork to Tom York, Europe to New York Morrison of The Doors, and Morsel of Too Short.(hey!) In short this list is long and just goes on, y'all Me and Cudi, we unstoppable! Cudi: Yeah, I be freshman, next in Kickin' up the dirt and they be blessed then When you come arrest him, we'll be out, in minutes I don't give a fuck what bail-bondsman are spittin' I'mma let y'all niggas know they well wishin' Kid Cudi fall off? Never bossy, I'm getting money Bounce all around the world; similar to bunny Rabbit, you want my dick? Come grab it I will break skull, motherfucker Kid Cudi's in the mall poppin' tags and I'm duckin' 'em Everytime they try to play the games, all the model girls claim That they runnin' round town and they fuckin' him No, they ain't fuckin' with him, no, not on that level I never love the hoes, cause a nigga got several I'm not tryna be caught up, like I'm In this, movie that you, know I'm not tryna be up in court Baggin' all these hoes, no nigga I am just trying to sit back and smoke my kush You want doobie? No, what you know is hit the puss You wish you weird, nigga, my nigga, Asher Roth We the motherfucking bossiest of boss What you know about that, boy, yes the ball I will toss Asher: Yeah, and this is it, down to this To the nitty gritty, my finger nails as dirty as any, but anyway We slice it, it's goin' against me, fightin' to show [?] I'm tryin', but no one lets me I'm tired, so don't upset me Cause I'm, tryna fight with both arms tied behind me With a blindfold on, throwin' shots at my body, but I Continue on like I carried the cross Stroll past the crossroads to the land of the lost And then, skip right to Satan, throw some penny's at his feet Say I'd give him my soul, but I sold it to the industry, so Not up to me, attached a couple of strings And before decisions made I'm in different directions It's nothin' but reps and, record execs and You and the next man go get your investments, cause Now more than ever, I'm hot with hostility It's now or never and never's never a possibility Cudi: If you'd listened to Day'N'Nite in reverse You'd probably think I was suicidal, with the knife in the bible I don't give a fuck with niggas sittin' back and so idle I'm that nigga, I'm you'r father, get in your room and study I'm that nigga in the back, you can call me your buddy Cause I'm rollin' up the weed, so we can smoke the next plenty Hey, so talk records homie We do it bigger than you ever could imagine I'm something like Big Pun and Biggie Smalls Combined, but on half paid I let these niggas know I dry heave When I spit the heat, motherfuckers better bundle up, air tight I be in the club all day through the midnight You could get it spit right, yeah I'm tryna let these motherfoes somethin wrong in here There's somethin' wrong up in my brain I'm not the same as everyone else Niggas know the flow is the best in the elf And stealth, Metal Gear Solid Move when I'm runnin' in the game, can't stop him Asthma, nigga Asher Roth and Hamilton We put the game over and we gon' win They losin' the game if we choosin' We off and playin' beer pong all day we boozin' We choosin' the nice hoes, we tryna get it poppin' after every show Asher: I want to admit that I have a track for you It's called "She Don't Want A Man" I think you would... rap to But I don't mean rap to, I need you on the hook Shit, I hate to go outside the book, but look I stole someone's Poland Springs, didn't mean to I think it was yours and all, but shit, I'm just drinkin' to Try to stay hyrdrated, you know all day Hydroplane when I make my way to NY-hey-C See me on MTV soon, but please, no drama to you When I was in the Woodies, with the cool kids We was chillin, I was in the same fuckin' Sperry's as these Please, can't see me gettin' fuckin' cheese But hey, in my pockets, these the same dirty jeans I work for three weeks, same fuckin' jeans, same K-mart tee I mean this is a K-mart sweatshirt that I haven't washed in two weeks, but fuck it, I'm fuckin' dirty as shit But now it's off the top talkin' bout nonsense I don't care cause it's all ral- relevant, hell of it (Cudi starts hook) Hell of this, fear this MC shit So Cudi gonna give me a hook right here There, for your ears (Cudi restarts hook) Crystal clear, it's enough, this is enough So what, I don't give a fuck, where's my man Snuff at? Snuffaluffagus, from Sesame Street, deep, you can't see me I'm like The Beets and Doug Funnie "The Killer Tofu" is oh who? Who? Asher Roth, motherfucker, and now you knew Cudi: [Hook] Hear them callin', me And I ain't playin' no more Say, oh I hear 'em callin', me And I ain't playin' no more, hey Now I will show you what's in store Nigga further more, I'm that young boy out in the game, hey And I can hear 'em callin' And I can hear 'em callin' Asher: There you go. You got -- You just got a whole song! (I love it. I love it. I love it. Where's the applause? [cheering] That's what it is, baby. Peace out radio.) Cudi: That hook was off the dome Asher: Yeah, we love you enough (Wait, was that really off the dome right there?) Asher: That was love right there Cudi: That hook was off the dome Asher: That was love right there (You guys are good people, man. I like to have real talk with you guys.) Asher: But for real, yo, I came here because I was like, yo, let's do it