No Duh

[Verse 1] Bowl of cheerios gripped up in my left hand Balling like Lebron, but I'm less tan, sweating no headband Undercover X-man, posers I hex them Hear your shit, I treat it like my bitch, onto the next jam Just kidding, I treat my bitches with respect Talking politics to boys while they're kissing on my neck I'm Lex Luther, Carlos Boozer You wear your laces loose I rock my nikes looser The booster seats where I reside, puffing Mary J, bumpin Mary J Blige And I might go psycho when the mic goes in my hand Take my Flintstones vitamins Fixed gear bike I'm cycling Yeah I when I come in you see me stomping taters More popular than gefilte fish at a seder My calculators TI-89, you're stuck on 83 While you all wait in line, I'm on that VIP Feeling me moving the earth by millimeters with my words Fuck what you heard verses tighter than Ernie and Bert Dudes and girls they're lifting their shirts when they see me That's one of the perks, I'm basically the lady who merks Everything in sight I'm going berserk You dummies slower than molasses, I'm cutting classes As is I earned a perfect grade point average You're up to bat I'm Greg Maddux, si yo estoy Making every boys package happy call me almond joy Sharp shooter aim impeccable, roll with Dewey decimal The dopest animal from here to Senegal Flow so menstrual I need a tampon on the track Got a couple bars to kill it and some monkeys on my back I must admit I'm just a bit custom fitted Check this shit who wants to hit it Who am I kidding, everyone up in this city wanna get it Don't need a sidekick People treat my style like retainer molds and bite it [Hook x2] Smoking, soaking up sun you think I'm done I've just begun Giant on the mic they're calling me Paul Bunyan Yakking on some purp' and sipping on some soda Tell me that I'm fresh I'm like no duh