Elle Fanning

Sitting on the toilet staring at Elle Fanning Wondering just what the fuck I want to be demanding Contemplating standing but knowing it's too hard My avatar in rock band looks like she's gotten SARS I'm too scared to be bulimic so I hardly ever barf Right here yes I seem it, but my dome is up on Mars Buddy better believe it nobody's really in charge At the rate that I've been eating please toss me an extra large I need to do some push ups, I oughta pay my bills I need a little chutzpah, I oughta take my pills I want a Cuban sandwich, I got a lot of trash I wanna freaking vanish, suitcase and a bus pass 4th grade was the highlight of my life and Being alone is the only thing I like when I realize the photo on my driver's license Isn't really me, frightened I've been sinking into this sofa bed Too stoned to notice yet That dude on Jeopardy he really knows his shit But most of it's about some European tyrants Exercise my thumb and put Trebek on silent If you're on a first date and it's going real bad If your life is wreck and you're feeling real sad Come kick it with me, come kick it with me If you're feeling like a chump only got six bucks in your wallet Never ballin can't get your dick sucked Come kick it with me, come kick it with me Wash the dishes, heavy on the soap Cheerios dust on my cereal bowl Leftover ham in a Costco roll All this nonsense starting to take its toll My plane is manifold the algebra beyond your scope Spent an hour trying to figure out my TV remote Do I have a clue nope, consequently I'm dejected If you ever thought I might make something of myself you're incorrect I need to find a boyfriend, I oughta take a bath I need my body poisoned, you oughta do the math I want a luftballoon, I got a charley horse I wanna touch the moon, open the parlor doors This Gossip Girl episode is really awesome Chuck Bass is the man fuck Dawson But often enough caught in a rut clocked in the butt Coughing it up and I'm off in the cut Your guts I'm mopping em up If you're on a first date and it's going real bad If your life is wreck and you're feeling real sad Come kick it with me, come kick it with me If you're feeling like a chump only got six bucks In your wallet never ballin can't get your dick sucked Come kick it with me, come kick it with me If you wanna live large but you have no cash Trying to be prom queen but you got no sash Come kick it with me, come kick it with me If you wish it was the days of Backstreet's Back And you buy all your slacks at Nordstrom Rack Come kick it with me, come kick it with me