Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven

[Verse 1] Preacher told me last Sunday morning' Son, you better start livin' right You need to quit the women and whiskey And carrying on all night [Verse 2] Don't you wanna hear him call your name When you're standing' at the pearly gates I told the preacher, "Yes I do" But I hope they don't call today I ain't ready [Chorus] Everybody wants to go to heaven Have a mansion high above the clouds Everybody wants to go to heaven But nobody want to go now [Verse 3] Said preacher maybe you didn't see me Throw an extra twenty in the plate There's one for everything I did last night And one to get me through today Here's a ten to help you remember Next time you got the good Lord's ear Say I'm coming' but there ain't no hurry I'm having' fun down here Don't you know that [Chorus] [Bridge] Someday I want to see those streets of gold in my halo But I wouldn't mind waiting at least a hundred years or so [Chorus][x2]