Bucket

[Verse 1] I ran into a buddy used to be all hypertensive His stocks were always tankin' and his girlfriends were expensive But he looked like a poster for a permanent vacation I asked him what he did to change his orientation He bought a shot and dropped this little information [Chorus] I made a bucket list changed the B to an F I gave my give a damn the finger so it got up and left I quit worrying about people's expectations Ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification If you're a little depressed feel a little bit lost Baby write it all down and then blow it all off We're all a letter away from p-perpetual bliss Put an F on the B of your b-b-b-b-bucket list [Verse 2] You know he got me thinking 'bout the way that I've been livin' Seems like I'm always going but I don't know where I'm gettin' I was overexistentializing my redneck But the answer is as simple as simple can get I just rearrange some letters In the alphabet [Chorus] I made a bucket list changed the B to an F I gave my give a damn the finger so it got up and left I quit worrying about people's expectations Ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification If you're a little depressed feel a little bit lost Baby write it all down and then blow it all off We're all a letter away from p-perpetual bliss Put an F on the B of your bucket list [Bridge] I took my nots and added a why I took the U out of Hugh and I added an I, I I bet you can guess what I did next I took my cheating, lying lover and I added an S [Chorus] I made a bucket list changed the B to an F I gave my give a damn the finger so it got up and left I quit worrying about people's expectations Ordered up a six-pack of chillaxification If you're a little depressed feel a little bit lost Baby write it all down and then blow it all off We're all a letter away from p-perpetual bliss Put an F on the B of your b-b-b-b-bucket list Bucket List