No Booty Calls

Hello? Hey, it's your ex! It's one in the morning, what the hell do you want? Baby i'm horny So what are you saying? You wanna get together? I want you to come over All dressed in leather Like you used to do Back in '02 You give me nice dreams Make me wanna scream, ooo, ooo, ooo! That's not happening again That was was back then Now i'm interested in bigger and better men No booty calls! Deck! No booty calls! Deck! That's not happening! Aww, kelly, i still got it goin' on You're hot to trot and i'm warm for your form Wow, with cliché like that I'm really torn Your game is played Go back to your porn Don't start me up You make a dead man cum Then you can just drop dead Cuz you ain't getting? some What happened to the freak that used to rock my world? Well the freak's still here But she's not your girl! You broke up with me I made a mistake So why don't just ask me out on a date? Uhh? uh? Tonight's fate! Please No booty calls Deck No booty calls That's not happening Remember when we did it in the parking lot? Outside of ihop? Yeah, that was so hot! Thank you, i'm flattered But it doesn't matter I remember that you threw up In the pancake batter You've got a problem You're drunk all the time Are you even sure That this phone number?s mine? Uh? yeah? ah? Wait?. what? If that confused you I'm gonna have to lose you Go back to first grade And get yourself a blue's clue I don't even know what ever made me choose you Aww, but we're good together! But i can do better! No one makes you wetter! Buddy, you're like cheddar Cheesy! 'white cheddar You know, i moved out of my mom's And got my own crib That's funny That's just were you belong, a crib You saying i'm baby? I'm saying you?re a baby I'm not hearing yes or no, just maybe Then you should get your hearing checked Because you can't play me I'm a playa Hate the game, don't hate me That's not how that phrase goes I know, but you just turn me on From my head to my toes Jesus christ! Could you at least be original?! If games were the truth Then yours would be fictional Baby i got style And i got class I got a brand new boot for your ass No booty calls! Deck! Aww, come on baby! No, no booty calls! That?s not happening! Hey kelly from the block I don't just talk the talk I walk to walk And i know you like my? Hey! johnny-come-lately Don't discombobulate me If you want some of this You have to properly date me I have to wine and dine? That's a waste of time I can spend five dollars And still get mine Since that's probably all you have Lemme give you a hint Go stuff your pee-hole With a junior mint Baby all i wanna do is make you sweat Let me be the romeo to your juliet Ok, drink some poison And i'll stab myself You'd know that story If you'd ever took a book off the shelf I don't need no book Double negative So you do My dick's hard, look! That's majority's so rude! I don't understand All these big words you use I don't need big words Cuz i got big shoes Verbally You're a moron Sexually A klingon I'm more mature now I need a mental turn on Baby i got brains in my underwear My dick equals mc squared! ooo! You need to go back to physics class The only brain in your pants Is your head up your ass Check that! You could be right! Because you do com faster Than the speed of light! You must admit I got a load like a stallion Getting peed on by Creamy italian Eww! What am i to you? A salad bar? You like to squeeze so much I need a dick sneeze guard You want some tonight? I want some never That's not what you said Back when we were together Well that's not happening That was back then And now i'm interested in Smarter, employed men No booty calls Deck No booty calls That's not happening No booty calls deck Sorry! Aww, come on baby! You know i'm? Don't interrupt me No booty calls Oh, not back on that again! Yeah, we are, because i don't want one Don't you want to check out my new stereo? I don't think so! I know you'll like it! Whatever! Come on baby, come over No! this phone conversation's over! **dial tone**