Where's Tammy Wynette

[Verse 1] I stay torn between killing him and loving him He stays torn between neon lights and home How 'bout a honky tonky angel To tell me how this whole thing works [Chorus 1] Where's Tammy Wynette when you need her? [Verse 2] I got a pack of camels I'm fixing to open Cause I got an apron I'm fixing to tie on Tell me how you fry a skillet of chicken In high heels and a skirt [Chorus 1] [Verse 3] Like a tease comb for a mess of hair Cause you're trying to keep your man From that hussy over there And a cheap dress, tube top Looking for a cat fight Pretty little bar fly Doesn't think that I'm the kind of Good girl that's going to go bad [Chorus 1] [Verse 4] He's gonna sleep in them cowboy boots On that couch tonight I'm going to sit at that kitchen table With a bottle of wine I'm gonna search that midnight radio 'Til I find something that hurts [Chorus 1]