Rocks Instead Of Rice

[Verse 1] Long white limousine pulls up to the church A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse I didn't get an invitation but I'm here anyway And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day [Chorus] Well, it might not be too Christian of me And it might not be too nice But I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice [Verse 2] Long white dress, this must be some kind of joke Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better In the you-know-where [Chorus] [Bridge] Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere Place your bets, my money's on less than a year [Chorus] [Outro] Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around Throwing rocks instead of rice, hey