Together Rap

Ringo: I don't drink anymore, I don't drink any less. And here he is, that well-known star of stage, screen, and the rainbow, Mr. Keith Moon! Let's hear it for Keith! Keith: That's uncommonly decent, dear boy, you said that extremely well Ringo: Thank you, I've been taking talking lessons Keith: Oh really? Ringo: Yes Keith: Anywhere I know? Ringo: Got my teeth fixed, now my lips don't work. Ho ho ho Keith: Ho ho ho! Ringo: Well, you see this one... Keith: Could you ??? with your beard? Ringo: ...isn't working Keith: Isn't work - Ringo: I could tell from the start... Keith: I could tell by the - Ringo: ...it wasn't working Keith: Just the way - Ringo: It's a wonderful track Keith: What? Ringo: It isn't working Keith: Wouldn't say a word against the track Ringo: Nah, I wouldn't Keith: ??? Ringo: With all your friends on it Keith: ??? Ringo: Do I know any - who's on this track? Do I know anybody? Keith: Most of them Ringo: Oh, good Keith: Ah... Ringo: Are you gonna tell me who they are? Keith: Well, there's Mr. Danny Kootch Ringo: Danny Kootch Keith: There's, ah, Jesse Ed Davis Ringo: Jesse Ed Davis! Keith: And, ah, a German friend, Klauss Voorman Ringo: Klauss! (German type gibberish?) Keith: And, ah, Van Hyde Park Ringo: Van Dyke, you know I love your underpants Keith: Ah, Mr. Harry Nilsson Ringo: Harry, not Harry Nilsson, the real Harry Nilsson? You've got the real Harry Nilsson... Keith: No, not the real one Ringo: ...on your record, Keith? Keith: No, the blow-up Ringo: God, you're so lucky! Keith: It's the uh, you can get it -- Ringo: Jim. Jim Keith: Jump? Ringo: Jim... Oh, and you've got Jim Keltner, too! Keith: And Jim Kelt - yes, I've got Jim Keltner, too! Ringo: I'm not even here! Keith: Six Box Tops... Ringo: Am I in Chicago? Keith: Okay, I'll accept Ringo: Am I in Washington? Keith: My dog doesn't eat meat Ringo: I'm glad. It's very expensive these days. My dog can't play pool Keith: Why can't your dog play pool? Ringo: He's got no balls! Good night, and over to you... Well, we got him laughing in the box. Nancy wrote that joke, you know... Keith: Do you think, ah, they noticed?