Mr. K. Sleezy

[Intro] Excuse me May I have everyone's attention please I just want to Talk for a moment [Verse 1] Hello people, how you doing today Imma introduce myself, let me tell you my name Kasland, and I'm from the lone star state Grew up on a street called Lovers Lane That's gay (that's gay) yeah, but I don't swing that way This my life story so believe what I say Only three years old when my dad walked out So my mom picks me up every time I fall down Ok, let's move on to the next chapter Then I grew up and became a rapper Met St. James at the age of sixteen Now he's like my dad, he taught me everything By no means change who you are Just change your approach and you'll be a big star So I took his advice, now this rap shit's easy Blowing up big as Mr. K. Sleezy [Hook] I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Lil Weezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not S. Beezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not C. Breezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not A. Reezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Young Jeezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Bow Weezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Kanyeezy I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not T. Peezy [Verse 2] Sitting in my room half naked in my red socks Only thing I do with my life is play Xbox Mess with rappers minds, make them all want to kill me I'm the one who made V.I.C get silly Your mind's on kush, my mind's all mush I give it a little push then I squeeze it like a toosh An idea popped out! A hit it is sure to be Call up Dr. Arab so he can start the surgery Sometimes I wonder, is St. James proud of me L sainT's mature, but I just don't know how to be Got a weird mentality, don't like to rap without a beat Trying to find maturity, but it just won't come out of me If you ever watch the hip-hop awards that go all night long I'm the one in the crowd with the sign that says hi mom Crazy, I think I might be mental But that's ok, just hand me my pencil [Hook] [Verse 3] Hey man, there's a hip-hop A&R in town She's looking for talent, you should have her check you out Oops, I screwed up, I didn't show her this song I got all tangled up in a cordless phone What's going on, am I alive or am I dead I can't tell the difference between my mind and my head Sitting in my shower with a straight jacket on Thinking of my next song, where did I go wrong D. Prince probably going to go insane When he hears what I did with this beat that he made But one way or another I had to make you see These rappers trying to be different, I'm trying to be me I'm the type of guy to walk up say what's happening Kick you in the nuts then run away laughing D. Prince in the booth ripping tracks so furious Put my ass cheeks on the glass, ask why so serious [Hook]