Highway 61 Revisited

[Verse 1] Oh, God said to Abraham, "Kill me son" Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin' me on" God said, "No", Abe said, "What?" God said, "You can do what you want Abe but The next time you see me comin' you better run" Well, Abe said, "Where you want this killin' done?" God said, "Out on Highway 61" Hehehe [Verse 2] Well, Georgia Sam, he had a bloody nose Welfare Department they wouldn't give him no clothes He asked poor Howard, "Where can I go?" And Howard said, "There's only one place I know" And Sam said, "Tell me quick man, I got to run" And ol' Howard just pointed with his gun And said, "That way down Highway 61" [Verse 3] Well, Mack, the finger said to Louie, the King "I got forty red white and blue shoe strings And a thousand telephones that don't ring Do you know where I can get rid of these things?" And Louie, the King said, "Let me think for a minute, son" And he said, "Yes, I think this could be easily done Just take everything down to Highway 61" [Verse 4] Well, the fifth daughter on the twelfth night Told the first father that things weren't right "My complexion" she said, "Is much too white" He said, "Come here and step into the light" She says, "Hmm you're right, let me tell the second mother This has been done" But the second mother was with the seventh son And they were both out on Highway 61 Ooh ooh ooh ooh [Verse 5] Well, the rovin' gambler, he was very borin' He was tryin' to create the next world war He found a promoter who nearly fell off the floor He said, "I've never engaged in this kind of thing before But yes, I think it could be very easily done" We'll just put some bleachers out in the sun And have it out on Highway 61 [Outro] Ooh ooh Aw aw aw aw aw Aw Highway Aw aw aw aw aw Um um um um Hey Hey Highway