Illest Motherfucker Alive

[Produced by Kanye West] *3 Minutes of Silence* [Intro: Kanye West] 1985 white Lamborghini Countach, 2 of 'em [Hook: Kanye] I need a slow motion video right now Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay [Verse 1: Kanye] Damn baby, pussy can't be your only hustle Unless you bad as Naomi Russell I mean a lot of niggas got money So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell Russell Brand, Russell Crowe Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of 0's What you after, actor money? You in line behind currency, yeah you after money Bullet proof condom, when I'm in these hoes Got staples on my dick, why? Fuckin' centerfolds And I swear to God they so cold Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome She got her fur too, we got our his and her on Don't look at the jewelry, or get your burrr on Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose Get back, you overclose Oh no, the hood was strugglin' But then I blessed them with that Polo Niggas was making music and then my first solo Collo Drolo, sponsored by Manolo She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed [Bridge: Kanye & Jay Z] Take it how you want til a nigga dead Til then I'm the illest motherfucker alive Whole world aiming at a nigga head Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive [Verse 2: Jay Z] King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think 11 in a row, Bill Russell rings Michael Jordan swag, y'all think Michael Jordan bad Nigga I got 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass Niggas hear Watch the Throne, yeah it's like the Beatles back Bey Bey my Yoko Ono, Rih Rih complete the family Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys Fuck your awards like Eddie Murphy's couch The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house I don't even know what we doing here Seems to me a complete waste of gear Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models Got the oversized Rollie let me show thee how to do it When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses My house like a museum so I see 'em when I'm peeing Usually you have this much taste you European That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again Know when to leave when the heat is coming I learned that This is where DeNiro would be if he ain't turn back Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like [Hook: Kanye] I need a slow motion video right now Cause I'm movin' in slow motion, slow motion Feelin' like Hype Williams shootin' a nigga Shootin' a nigga, hey, hey, hey I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay [Outro: Kid Cudi] I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion