I Met Oprah

[Verse] Niggas old as hell, trying to get they rapping on In the club looking like a fucking chaperone I'm in the club, posted up, "Guess Who's Back" is on If not that then the Just Blaze track is on It's all Roc the world, we all got your girl Caught your girl, never gave back your girl Watch the rap unfurl, after Beanie Mack confirm Kanye best producer-rapper in the world Now I have beans, I'm going after MCs Show 'em that this rap game made for me Made for us, they bite and they plagiar-us They spit the style for the niggas that made it up That's like me buying soul beats for my album Dog, I had to eat, I sold beats from my album Now I got heat, I hold beats for my album February 18th, reach for my album Niggas forcing me to keep the heat up Black strap, white handle, I got Jungle Fever Black Benz, white truck, and one 2-seater I'm in the game getting change like a parking meter And since Takeover It feel like the whole hood try to get a Jimmy Jones makeover I got the hood on my shoulder, city on my back They like "Damn, I heard you charging 50 a track! I mean You can at least give me a stack You can't do all that hard work yourself and not give nothing back You know how shit change when your name get to buzzing This year alone I got two dozen new cousins Niggas popping out the woodworks, talking about "you owe me" Mama, I'm famous, niggas hate me that don't know me [Outro] Yo, I know you all suprised and shit when you see me on MTV But keep your eyes glued to...I don't know what channel that is out here In Chicago that's Channel 7, ABC You might fuck around see me on Oprah Winfrey or something Matter of fact, true story, true story Last week...I got a little cold right now, true story, though I'm on 40th and like 5th or something I see an SUV and the window rolled down and shit! And this black lady from Chicago, she like "Yo, um, I just bought one of these in black." You know I just got the G5 or whatever She like, "I just got one of these in black How does it drive?" I'm like, "it drive more like a truck than my last one." I'm like, "yo, but I'm from Chicago, too. I wanna be on your show!" She said "yo, well, oh, ok, well, who are you?" And I told her, "I'm Kanye West, a rapper."