(Not So) Silent Night (From The Kacey Musgraves Christmas Show)

[Skit: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen] Hey, Fred. What are you doing in here? Hey, Kacey, I’m just (Hey) catching up on some reading. It’s so peaceful Yeah, it really is. What are you reading? It’s a book of Christmas carols Cool. You got any faves? I kinda do. This one Oh, Silent Night Yeah, it’s my favorite. I think it might be one of the most beautiful songs ever written You know, we should just sing it together right now Kacey, I can’t think of anything more wonderful [Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen] Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright ‘Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child Holy infant so— [Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves] Sir. Sir, sir. Sir. Mister, what are you doing? Well, I’m just putting this painting up Well, do you have to do it right now? Well, I mean, it’s, it’s meant for this, uh, song thing you’re doing Okay, well, I appreciate that, but don’t you think you should’ve done it before we started singing? Well, yeah, I’m sorry. I was on another job. It ran over. (Okay, but) Okay? So I’ve got to do it now. Alright? Well, sir. Sir, sir. Stop! Stop it, please. We are in the middle of singing It’s alright. I’m nearly done So, sorry It’s okay I’m really sorry It’s alright One moment He’s putting up the painting. Yeah There, we, go! Great. Awesome Great. (Done!) (Thank you) Please leave. Off, off you go No problem. I’ve got plenty more to be getting through on my list anyway. Bye bye Thank you So, sorry See you later, Kacey. Big fan of your work Thanks Do you know that guy? Never seen him Well, where were we, um Um, Silent Night Yes Gorgeous song. Love it Beautiful song ‘Kay Here we go [Instrumental] [Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen, Both] Silent night, holy night All is calm, all is bright ‘Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child Holy infant so te— [Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves] Hey! Hey! What the heck? What? Hey! Stop! Stop! What the hell are you doing? Yeah, I’m sorry, it’s just that fixing this light is next on my list I asked you to leave, okay? Are you kidding me? Can you choose another room to do this work in? (Yeah) Yeah, no, fair point. Sorry ‘bout that. I’ll see what I can do. You carry on Ye-ye-yes (Don’t mind me) Kacey Incredible What? Can we just do it one more time, please? Let’s do it one more time. (Okay) The most beautiful song ever written [Instrumental] [Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen, Both] Silent night, holy night— [Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves] Hey! Hey! What are you doing? I’m sorry, i-i-it just turns out that all my jobs on my list are in this room I-I-I, I’ll tell you what, I’ll try and do it quietly Stop, stop. (It’s a— you—) Stop. Stop it! You’re, you’re not even doing it more quietly. It’s just a little bit slower It’s kinda, it’s worse I want you to go, okay? Please go Kacey, do you want me to go? Yeah, I think, I think you should leave See you later, Kacey Bye Alright, wonderful Um, do you have time for just one more? Should we do it? Yeah. (Okay) Is that cool? I would love to Alright, here we go Yeah, okay Okay Here we go [Verse 1: Kacey Musgraves & Fred Armisen, Both] Silent night, holy night All is calm— [Skit: Fred Armisen, Worker, & Kacey Musgraves] You know what? I think it’s quite enough for this song. We’ve done it, right? Forget it, yeah Great song Thanks Sir?