Follow Your Arrow

[Verse 1] If you save yourself for marriage, you're a bore You don't save yourself for marriage, you're a horrible person If you won't have a drink then you're a prude But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat But if you lose too much, then you're on crack You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't So, you might as well just do whatever you want [Hook] So, make lots of noise Kiss lots of boys Or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight Roll up a joint, or don't Just follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah Follow your arrow wherever it points [Verse 2] If you don't go to church, you'll go to Hell If you're the first one on the front row, you're a self-righteous son of a... Can't win for losing, you'll just disappoint 'em Just ’cause you can't beat 'em don't mean you should join 'em [Hook] [Bridge] Say what you think, love who you love ’Cause you just get so many trips around the sun Yeah, you only Only live once [Hook]