Reference Desk

[Intro] [Verse 1] Ayo, buffalo buffalo, reference time It's yet another way my illness'll be measured in rhyme Refer to shit that nerds like and you're the best in they mind And so the references are effortlessly peppered in mine Holy fuck, that was hard to say You probably rock a leather shirt like Hādo Gei Me, I stay rocking in a hostile way I'll leave you dead in more pieces than a hostel stay Your corpse'll def'll laid the way Osiris was slayed I'mma chop cop an arm, bounce Boris the Blade Or maybe GoldenEye fry you with an orbital ray If I sold an album I could grace the front of Forbes in a day And you can find me making sweet love to Pamela Landy With my hands on her fanny so keep your cameras handy Headlines'll read: KABUTO CAUGHT CANDID IN CAMRY And I won't even give a damn but probably fans'll be antsy [Hook] It's the reference desk, need to cite some references We're a definite bet, no doubt a nice investment (x2) [Verse 2] Charles Dickens told us a Tale of Two Cities James Cameron preferred to do tales of blue titties "The time has come to choose a female!" Ooh, really? Fuck Neytiri, I'm a fiend for Rodriguez, yo who's with me? See? Even Avatar can fare well in battle bars Reefer got your peeper saying farewell to Manzanar Flipping like Lister if Rimmer dare'd sell the damn guitar Fuck Flobots, I ride my bike very well with handlebars Need a Sandvich? Well, I handle mine When I slap chop tuna fishes and a lime People taking listens are like "Damn, the rhymes "He says are always on the beat like Samuel Vimes!" I saw Twilight, think somebody's testes were maimed Shit was suspect, Edward isn't sexing no dames And Draco Malfoy's getting decked on the train With some real street magic, what the F, David Blaine? [Hook] [Verse 3] Ayo, little total value held in lead checks you fools are after Keep it philosophical like T-Rex and Utahraptor Greatest ET to be influenced by a human You'll be screaming like an Engy with a sentry when he views a sapper And I'll leave your head red: Ginny and Ron I got the pride of a conqueror: Timothy Zahn And Kabuto's all business like the Overclan Prime You probably one of those fruits who say you "overstand rhymes" You wanted poontang, sold your Wu-Tang bong Started acting sensitive and auto-tuned they song You tried to pull a Kanye West but you sang wrong Fucked up your franchise worse than the Yuuzhan Vong Ayo, I'll kick you in the face if you hook a right fist You like to bake a pretty cake, I just cook a nice dish Fuckers questioning my rhymes, say I couldn't write this I'll break your legs seven times 'til you're looking like Stith (From Titan A.E.) [Hook]