Kabutojira

(Verse 1) Kabuto is a monster, chomping all your little squashy noggins Off it's poppin, cop a concrete bunker and I'll stomp it all in Gotta understand that me and Billy got a lot in common Leviathan will get you, Butojira is a raucous swamp thing Roar as they retreat my path, sort of nice the scheme is Sleep with shorties with a preacher dad, cordially retrieve my hat And court her if he be decent, if he don't I scheme to beat his ass Not much into reefer but i'll break a coral reef in half Pregnant with a hungry fetus, if you think "that one gon eat us" Way to go then buddy, see, cause you're a motherfucking genius First kaiju in bloody sneakers, Nike dunks I snub Adidas Y'all be on the run beneath us, somethin like some Thumbelinas Fuck a neural handshake, little Jaeger get a face of acid Save the plastic Gobots for your kids, I'm finna stay unmastered Stomp a honkey saying "ratchet," your awfullest day I'll match it Think that life's a party? Hardly, sorry, well today I crashed it (Chorus) Kabutojira is my monster name I stomp about and leave the planet in some constant pain And if you fuckos try to stop me with your bombs and planes I'll hit the capitals of every nation, y'all be slain (Verse 2) Hit me with an oil tanker? I don't think that that would work Buy your dinky gats, ya jerk, I shatter window glass when irked Tryna craft my work but I have to murder masses first Other kaiju feel me, when I rap they twerk and crack the earth Back to work, bet the breath'll burn your grass or astroturf You mad? I'll turn and slap a ratty klurf back to his daddy's birth Moses turning back the surf, battleships sunk at their berths Acting worse, Kabuto is mad and writing raps at work Track's a fucking masterwork but I am just a damn typhoon Mans impugn the status, leave em bandaged with they tendons hewn Nicki type of Monster rap that y'all can't hold a candle to Your cannons boom but cannot do no damage to my mantle dude Citizen Kabuto, Giant, courtesy of Planet Moon Cram bamboo cause y'all will go extinct like all the pandas do I would say your planet's doomed, moon get body slammed at noon And this should find a place among my very illest jams and tunes (Chorus) If you gon fuck with a monster like me be forewarned: I, kabutojira, will step on your house!