The Galactic Quest for the Mystic Ten Volumes

[Intro: K-Rino] La da la la la Man what the... Noooooo, noooo Please tell me this ain’t happening I can't believe this No no no I gotta be dreaming It can’t be real OK, OK, get a hold of yourself [K-Rino] I rose up in the afternoon, 2PM approximately Stumbled to the dresser where my t-shirt and my socks be Put my clothes on, something in my head stopped me My senses were tingling so I started running top speed Ran into my writing room, “Woah, there’s been a robbery” No money was missing, but my lyrics I could not see Ten rap books gone, just an empty box, G With a photograph of ‘em and a note saying, “We got these” Flew into a panic, can’t believe what this is saying, man Called the Rapper K and Sniper, “Haha, quit playing man Bring my Black Books back, that was smooth” Both of ‘em got real serious, said “We ain’t got ‘em dude” Flew into a rage then I tore the whole apartment up I was livid by the time the police started walking up Asking dumb stuff, now I’m getting mad at ‘em Stupid questions like, “Where’s the last place that you had ‘em?” So I kicked them out, no more playing around, too much time has gone Went into detective mode, let me find them on my own Every composition that I wrote in life gone, man Hell would break loose if they end up in the wrong hands Life as we know it, every aspect is in whole doom A switch in my apartment turned it into a control room Looking for a formula, to go crazy, I wanted to Tried to watch the night before footage on the monitor Saw nothing, it’s like the thief was invisibly camouflaged Or surveillance footage was either doctored or sabotaged So I sprayed the areas with luminol additives Plus I magically reconducted finger print analysis Soon I’ma know who it was, that’s what my computer does With the technology to extract finger prints through a glove Got some, let’s make a case, seconds later they were placed Into my universal informational database First step to make the catch, every planet was dispatched Screens started lighting up and beeping, “Woah, I found a match” Ten faces popped up, I saved them on a cartridge My folders had been stolen by the Ten Masters of Darkness They wasn’t from this planet, from far reaches they landed A underhanded intergalactic clan of bandits Who travel through the altitudes and practice wreaking havoc And for thousands of years they’ve been uncaptured and active and Just to be descriptive, their team consisted Of the Leader, four of his sons, two women and some triplets They were dangerously intrusive and trained to be abusive And it angered this heinous things would shamelessly come do this Then my screen began to whistle, the visual got dismal Then the sound of the Leader’s voice intercepted my signal He was mocking me, saying “Now, you’ll never out rhyme us And now we’re all on different planets, good luck tryna find us” Then the picture blacked out, the whole system lost power To reboot and start over took five or six hours They already had a head start, but I gotta pursue ‘em I reached out to my connection on Neptune who knew ‘em He said, “To get a strategy, you’re probably gonna have to meet The lead overseer of the Andromeda Galaxy” I said, “Well honestly, my ship is barely running, G Could we do a FaceTime or maybe he could come to me” “Absolutely not, you have to roam the Universe And if you want him you must leave the Earth and visit him in person” But I’ll need a different travel method, time is of the essence My ship is primitively fueled by chemical propellants The distance that I have to go is so far and infrequent Which means that it would take a million years for me to reach him So to cut down on time and to accelerate my motion I borrowed a ship powered by photon propulsion I met with the Overseer seven days in a row Travelled all them miles just to hear him say he didn’t know “What?” I stormed out, left the place irate Seven whole days lost, let me do this my way Since I had the prints, I double checked ‘em when they gone through I linked ‘em up to which species and planet they belonged to Made it to the first spot, surveyed the whole place Books 8, 9 and 10 were locked inside a gold case Guarded by the triplets, carefully protected Holding weapons that could vaporize me in less than a second I started using voodoo ventriloquism to confuse him When they left to go see who's inside the castle I removed them I took off towards the exit, they looked and started chasing A trap door was lowering to keep me from escaping They were shooting, at the last second I slid and that's the best part The door dropped and instantly chopped all three of their heads off I travelled to the next planet, a world I'd never been in To get the two folders that were taken by the women I located their patterns, broke inside and started creeping I searched and found 6 and 7 while they were sleeping They woke up to found their books gone, giving cold stares The plan was to make them both think the other stole theirs I cleverly divided them, it worked because at 5am I watched them blast each other from the room that I was hiding in Mashed out, fast still, still laughing at the last plot To the third planet which I hoped would be my last stop This place was familiar, but I flashed back when the war's done Didn't see the leader but I ran into his four sons They knew who I was, so they loaded up and challenged me Having four of my books made them confident to battle me I said "I'll take y'all one by one, the loser gets his breath took" I'll battle y'all in order starting from weakest to best book They said, "Best book? This was never indicated" I said, "You mean to tell me y'all don't know which book's the greatest?" I watched the jealousy creep in, I said "I thought you knew It could be 5, 4, number 3 or number 2" Not knowing they all equal, I set them up for the fall I let them destroy each other as they fought to claim them all As I gathered them, I laughed and wrote my name across the wall Right then and there, my phone rang and in came a call "I've been watching you the whole time, your plan was well done Even though you took my soldiers out and wiped out my sons" He appeared right in front of me, in a haze of ether I said "I recognize you, you're the overseer Now it all makes sense, you a snake, no question No wonder you told me you didn't know how to catch him" He said, "I let you make it because I knew you couldn't win I knew what you wanted, I could've wiped you out then" I said "I'm coming after you to smash you like a boulder Because I'm mad that you robbed me and left me with one folder" He said "One folder? I thought that there was ten?" I said "No, I have a master book, you missed that one, my friend It contains inconceivable lyricism and flows" Then I pulled it from my trench coat, it lit up and it glowed He asked me to recite a verse from it, and so I ripped The effect caused a powerful universal eclipse He said "Look, I'm sorry that I ever did invade you I'm open to negotiate for that book I'll trade you I'll give you this one if you give me that one with the skill" I said "10 is greater 1, okay it's a deal" I let him have the master, then I left fast as hell He opened up the folder that I gave him, then he yelled Because the master was a fake, no supernatural styling Just a note that said "Gotcha" and a picture of me smiling