L-Dubb the Magnificient

[Intro: K-Rino] What a lovely night [Verse 1: K-Rino] Peace was in my dimension, trouble was just a memory Years had passed with no intergalactic activity I'd retired from tripping with alien epiphanies No foreign entities or spirits had come to visit me Then just as I turned in for the evening I saw vividly A female form appeared over my bed and blew a kiss at me I was in a remote location, nobody lives with me Raised up instantly trying to figured out who this could be A breeze blew trough the room so cold that I began to shiver She whispered softly in my ear and told me to come hither In other words come with her, said she'd been waiting all day I followed her as she levitated down my hallway She was close to me but still somehow I couldn't touch her I salivated over her anatomical structure As she floated so gracefully waving her hands, luring me Caressing me from a distance and constantly assuring me My guard's totally down now, I'm dazed and in the zone Not even seeming to care that this stranger was in my home Her mouth's not even moving but somehow the words were spoken through I looked below my feet then realized that I was floating too Asked her who she was because her all aura compelled me She told me once we reached our destination she would tell me I followed willingly somehow knowing she wouldn't hurt me She said that, "If you want me you must to prove yourself worthy" I didn't even question it, I knew that could be foolish But I'm up for any challenge, "Whatever you say I'll do it" She said, "I knew it" and that's when I landed back on my feet At that moment a gaping hole opened up underneath Heard sweet melodies playing as I dropped a thousand feet Landing perfectly on a comfortable plush-like leather seat Again I asked her, "Who are you? Because I think that I'm in love with you" Opened her hands and in her palm was written LW It was in that moment that I knew somehow we were compatible I'd be happy to embark upon on an eternal sabbatical With L-Dubb, her spell was so real I can't tell it Hard to even spell it her facial features were angelic So when we make conversation she locks me in a deep state In a place where we mentally connect for about a week straight And every day I found myself hoping, wishing, assuming That this would be the moment we consummate our union Then one day, she came to me and told me it was time now Her flesh became real I asked and she said never mind how She whispered, "Are you ready?" I said, "Yeah I'm coming at ya" Finally about to touch her as I reached out someone snatched her [Break: K-Rino] (*L-Dubb screams* as beat changes) Whoa what just happened? Whoa whoa whoa hold up, hold up Where is she? Baby? Baby, where are you? (Haha) Oh nah nah nah nah nah nah nah First my rhyme books? Now my woman? Ha [Verse 2: K-Rino] The spot that she stood in was real hot and smoking I was choking while yelling out, "Baby stop joking" Gone with no trace, no clue, no token I ran to the house, the back door was wide open Her scream was so alarming that I knew she was in torment I found a document in the right pocket of her garment It was a personal letter specifically for me But it wasn't new, it was dated 2003 It said, "In event that someone would ever take me I've placed on this paper instructions on how to save me" The letter was so precise, I was taken back abruptly As I thought should I trust this? The next line said, "Trust me" You have all the clues that you need to help me escape As I'm thinking, "What clues?" The next line said, "In the safe" Now I'm tripping to know how this was happening, I didn't A list of things that were non-existent when this letter was written I sprang into action, absent of hesitation There was a map in the safe, it showed a location It highlighted the top of a thousand mile mountain I climbed it and entered the cave next to the fountain The info that she left me in the safe was all valid The second I entered, the cave turned into a palace Immaculate full of magic majestic as the Moon All gold with at least 250 rooms After 2 hours of searching I had seen nothing at all Then in a soft sweet voice my name was being called I knew it was L-Dubb so I chased the sound blindly But every time I got close I heard the voice behind me Then to the left, then to the right, I felt like a buffoon Every door I opened her voice moved to a different room I was being fooled, all the running around was making me weaker Heard a dark evil laugh come over the loud speaker It said, "I know who you're after so you better move faster I plan to marry her but if you find her you can have her" I said, "Show yourself." He said, "I will before the nights done Until then you can search the rooms and try to find the right one" Her voice was still calling, not stopping but it might soon Exhausted as I reached the 249th room But when I opened 250, my brain cells collided The last door was a room that had the other rooms inside it I knew I had to do something now I've never done Each door flew open and there she stood in every one Some type of gun lowered down to me from the top Then the evil voice said, "K-Rino, I'll give you one shot" I quickly knew that I was now dangling on a limb Every image her quickly changed to an image of him Did I think I had any hope after that? No I don't He was too horrible to try to describe so I won't He said, "Shoot your only shot and if you strike the right image I'll be destroyed and this entire challenge would be finished" A 1 in 249 chance this is crazy There was one clue remaining on the sheet that she have gave me I looked at it and said, "Hell no, something has gone wrong" It was a picture of me with a weapon to my own dome If this is was she meant she put a shady spin on it Maybe this is all just a trick and she was in on it That couldn't be true, the perfect chemistry we had found it So I had to trust her no matter how crazy it sounded I placed the weapon to my head and let the bullet fly out He cried out and each image of him began to die out I noticed that the whole place was consumed with fumes And a body laid at the threshold of one of the rooms The wicked one was wiped out, his corpse was on the ground Then L-Dubb emerged in a long beautiful gown I asked her how we'd make it when I'm knowing that I sprayed it though She said, "I placed an invisible shield around us days ago The first time I showed up at your house and you were sleeping see Then I came and deactivated his shield secretly" Then I asked, "Who was he?" She said, "Never mind" softly "He's been chasing me for three millenniums and finally caught me I knew you were the one to save me I'm happy he's gone" "What took so long?" She said, "I had to wait for you to be born" I finally held her in my arms carried her away and then We walked out of the castle and it turned into a cave again Permanently branded, our thoughts running concurrently Granted me the power to travel with her eternally I had one more question, she said, "Yes, what is it?" "By the way what's L-Dubb?" She whispered, "Lady Wizard" Now I get it and I'm seeing things I never saw before wow In seconds we were at my home, time to close the door now [Outro: K-Rino] Ahah it's time to close the door now No for real, time to close the door now! Y'all can go, get out The story's over