Identity Theft

[Intro: K-Rino] Get a load of this Another day in the life [K-Rino] As I stepped on the block, pressure closing in closer I saw a pole with my picture on a "Most Wanted" poster Accusing me of murder, an inaccurate quote Oh, I get it, someone's trying to play a practical joke Just as soon as I approached and started snatching it down I got a call that said that they were plastered all over town I said, "I guess I better get somewhere and figure this out" This whole chain of events triggered more inquisitive doubt I showed up at my girl's house that evening, she was steaming mad Accusing me of sneaking out and scheming Immediately told me I've been cheating Then pulled out a picture of me and the lady at a table eating I vehemently refused to claim it But looking at myself on the photo it was hard to explain it She tried to get a confession out of me But it was obviously a doctored up product of computer technology I thought of explanations I could maybe explore But in my heart I knew I'd never seen that lady before Though I knew it wasn't me I was confused and depleted Snatched the picture out her hand and to the room I retreated I laid across the bed deep thinking and breathing Am I dreaming? Is it real or is my sanity leaving? News man on the television tripled my load Speaking of a fugitive but it was me that they showed Now I'm questioning reality, I'm dazed and confused First the poster, then the picture, now my face on the news!? Went outside again and ran into my man on the block Instead of dapping he approached me with his hand on his Glock He said, "I see the real you is now revealing at last You got the nerve to come around me after stealing my stash" I said, "Man, what you talking about? You gotta be sick!" He said, "How did you change clothes and hide the product so quick? It would of been impossible for you to jack and attack me On foot, then beat me back when I'm driving." I said, "Exactly Something's going on. It wasn't me, man I've been blamed for 4 stunts in a three hour span" He said, "But it was you, same face, same height, slim." I said, "Well, let's go back to where you last saw me, I mean 'him' I mean.... Let's just go, please help me look for him" Before we even took a step I looked behind me and saw him Didn't have to chase him, he was coming in our direction As I faced him, he mimicked my every move to perfection He had replicated my physical down to the letter And I'd have thought it was me too if I didn't know better I asked him of his purpose, when he said it I knew it A parallel universe opened up and he came through it "So, you committed all those acts while wearing my shoes Buy why me out of six billion others to choose?" He said, "Why not? Out of six billion brains to test A thorough analytic study proved that yours was the best Everybody was impressed and that included me too I decided to come to your universe and be you" I told him, "I wasn't looking for a war in the least I don't have a problem with you, man I'm all about peace It makes no sense to do evil under my image and name You'll get the blame." He said, "Not after I alter their brains" I lunged out at him on the ground, we started to roll When we separated we were wearing identical clothes Now my partner was confused straight bewildered and froze We both know the fake one goes once the real one is chose When the people came they knew that I had been framed They saw two K-Rinos looking exactly the same He knew everything that I knew or ever conceived And told my mother if she picked the real one he would leave She looked in our eyes then deep in our souls Said, "I know my son anywhere the fake is exposed" At that moment a portal opened up in the sky The other K was sucked through it and people started to cry Tears of joy for the victory of dodging his wrath But when they looked at me they heard only a sinister laugh Right then the scenario was understood quick It was me that got removed the whole thing was a trick I was in another realm by the time they discovered He had staged the process and put a spell on my mother As for me, I'm now trapped in a place you couldn't fathom How will I make it back? Stay tuned, I'll tell you next album