Neva Was A Baller

[Intro] You could feel all the tension building up from the convention as the hustlers began to arrive. There must've been 9,000 or more that came through the door, the time was 11:55 [Hook 1] Baller, baller, baller can you come out to play? Taking hoes out, always have to pay I eat and I drink, free load everyday And get the pussy anyway [Verse One] Never was a baller, never was a trick Still had hoes on the dilznick 24/7 Sneaking dumb bitches in the house While daddy would sleep on the couch Had to tip toe, creep real slow Damn, we made it, now it's time to fade it She made a lot of noise so listen here buttercup You're gonna have to shut the fuck up cause Daddy don't like me fucking in the crib Cause nine months later the baby needs a bib For 18 years you'll be in my hair Now I'm smarter than the average Huggy Bear So go tell Starsky, go tell Hutch, I'm going dutch Get these nuts And if I needed some pussy all I had to do was caller But no, I never was a baller [Hook 2] "I never have I never will" - Snoop Doggy Dogg "Well I have never" "See even though I got muscle that ain't my hustle" - Ice Cube 'What Can I Do (Remix)' Never was a baller "[?] pimp will slap every last bit of dog shit up out ya nigga" "See even though I got muscle that ain't my hustle" (K-Dee baby!) [Verse Two] Don't like school came up with a full cough Can't wait till my moms pull off Cause Ice Cube is coming over and we're both ditching Eating cereal in the kitchen Can't wait for the phone to ring And bring yo' cousin with the dope ass figure to get with my nigga So we can parlay in the covers Back then we didn't have to use rubbers Just let it fly on the mattress (god damn) But here comes the bad actress My ex-girlfriend standing on my lawn, once again it's on I sing this song "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friend? Hon. And do a two on one." Yo I never was a baller No never, no never "I never have I never will" Because I'm much too clever [Hook 1] [Verse Three] Now a baller is the one who flaunts being rich He flaunts his car, his doe just so he can get a bitch But no not this kid, this is all I did Just shoot game and then the boots came That's how I played 'em as I laid 'em on the flo' I dick 'em, dick 'em down till scream and scream for mo' I make my own doe so a hoe could never get mine Cause see I drove a bucket, they still let me fuck it Just 18, fresh outta high school Wasn't thinking about college cause I had street knowledge Wasn't in a gang, couldn't bang so I didn't My mouth stayed dry from all the game I was spittin' To a honeydip till honey stripped to the nude Then food came up and it fucked up my mood Talking about a movie and a nice dinner yo You better pop some popcorn and rent a video Because I never get done I do the doing on the slimmy Especially for them hoes that's yelling gimmie gimmie I kick 'em to the curb, they deserve to be abused I never was a baller cause ballers get used "I never have I never will" "Big baller from around the way" Never was a baller "Big baller from around the way" "Big baller from around the way" Never was a baller "Big baller from around the way" [Hook 1] "Big baller from around the way"