Bait A Hook

[Verse 1] I heard you had to drive him home after two umbrella drinks I heard he's got a Prius, because he's into being green My buddies said he saw y'all, eating that sushi stuff Baby that don't sound like you, that don't sound like love Sounds like it sucks [Chorus] He can't even bait a hook He can't even skin a buck He don't know who Jack Daniels is He ain't ever drove a truck Knows how to throw out a line But not the kind in a field and stream book No darling I ain't even worried, you'll come running back He can't even bait a hook [Verse 2] Has he kissed you in a hay field as the summer rain falls down? Has he took you to meet his mama, back in his home town? Does he drive the interstate, or does he take them old back roads? Can he melt your heart with a country song, every good old boy should know? I didn't think so [Chorus] [Bridge] It won't be that long, until you start getting bored I'll be smiling on the river, reeling in one more [Chorus] [Outro] No baby I ain't even worried He can't even bait a hook