The Greatest Ever

[Verse 1] I got a bag of Doritos And a can of Cherry Coke I turn on the Xbox And I'm already stoked Cuz' I know nobody Can step up to me While I'm dominating All the land in Halo 3-3 The assault rifle is lame The shotgun is insane But I prefer the battle rifle While I'm fighting long range You'll be minding your own business When you're "POW" beat down By the time you it's me I won't even be around-round And without a sound You can try to find me But your the one who'll get found And the I'll pump you full of lead Or lay you out with a grenade If life was based on Halo Then I'd know I'd have it made [Talking] [Verse 2] It's not that easy being me I have many battle scars But take a look at my rank A golden crest with stars And my highest skill reached In case you hadn't guessed Is a number that the system Can't begin to assess Because I'm the best You best not lose your head Cuz' you're playing against me And that's enough said The accuracy of a hawk And the skill of jui-jitsui I'll come down on you so fast You'll never know what hit you So you wanna party up? Well that's too bad I don't party up with anyone Because I'm too bad And you'll only make me lose And that will make me mad And the best you'll get from me Is a friendly T-Bag I'll splatter you, and beat you down And maybe play you later I don't care if you get angry Cuz' you're just another hater Skullkruncher13 Is my Live ID And I'm the knida who'll make you wonder "How'd he kill me?" Beating and defeating every meaning Of the cheating little campers Their manliness can match Exotic dancers So don't be camping son Cuz' I got a Spartan laser And I see you don't got one With a bing zap BAM You'll be singin' HOT DAMN You got lasered by the Skullkrunch And that's who I am So no matter where you run No matter how much luck I'll be the one to bring you down And make a fella' yell "DARN!" [Motivational Speech] [Verse 3] The Mongoose and the Warthog And the Scorpion too I've got a license for them all And I'm ready to kill you You hear the engine revin' And you know what to do But when you think you're on the ready You're already run through son Yea You know it's what I do best If I'm snapping your neck Or leaving you a total mess And if you're new to Halo Just call this a hazing If you give me just a pistol Then I'll make it look amazing There's something red On my motion detector I'll track it right down Like I was a vector Batting off shots With my laser deflector I'll fight for my Halo And I'll always protect her Halo is the most Incredible game When I get online I see the people Are lame Cuz' Call of Duty 5 Is all that they play My little sister got that game For her 8th birthday [Fight with a n00b] [Verse 4] I started off I was friendly and nice But now I've gotten much better And my heart turned to ice I talk smack To the haters I play And I can beat em' all down So I don't care what they say And if you're on my team You better stay out of my way Because, if you don't You're gonna' get betrayed And I'll let you kill me back I don't give a hoot Cuz' I'll press the X And I'll give you the boot And you can send me hate mail In a note But if you think for 2 seconds That I read what you wrote? Well, 2 words, I don't Because you wish you could win And if you're still pissed off I'll play and beat you again Isolation, Last Resort And even the rat's nest I can never stop playing Cuz' I'm kind of obsessed And if you're knew to Halo I'll rise to the test Because you're gonna' find out Halo's what I do best