Angry Birds Rap

[Intro] Yeah! It's your boy, Red Word up to my cocks in the henhouse It's about time we put these swine in their place Uh, uh, uh [Red] Little piggy, little piggy Let me come in [Pig] Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin I got an appetite and I'm comin' for your eggs [Red] How you gonna take 'em if you don't have any legs? [Matilda] Airstrike inbound, got the piggies shakin' [Bomb] Anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon? [Red] Birds of a feather flock together [Blues] Two heads are good, but three are better Red: There is nothing that can hold us back We're tearing down your walls, wood, stone and glass Who built your house? Cuz it's useless, bro You pigs should be on a Home Improvement show Hey Terence! [Terence] What? [Red] Do the bulldozer Flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller [Terence] My turn to fly, now the game's over Piggies ain't safe, cuz I don't eat Kosher [Hook] Angry is what you made me But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me? Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies That's the reason everybody wants to play me Piggies hate me when I get angry I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me Now you know what happens when you make me angry [Chuck] It won't be my eggs you have for lunch [Red] Trust him on that, because he packs a punch [Chuck] Beware me, I'm a very scary canary The bird you call on when you need a Hail Mary I make a big impact, doubling the rubble [Red] Chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle [Stella] I'm the kind of birdy who stays away from trouble But if trouble troubles me, I'm putting trouble in a bubble [Bubble] Somebody say my name? I came to grab a snack [Red] You just ate dinner Shouldn't you be cutting back? [Bubble] Well, I can't help my metabolism's fast Besides, sometimes it pays to be fat [Hal] Hal's in the house, so nobody fear I'll boomerang around 'em, then I'll pound 'em in the rear [Red] I'm sick of these pigs like I got swine flu [Bomb] Time to wipe 'em out, someone light my fuse [Chorus] I'm just an angry bird Nobody's angrier Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds That's right piggies, ya heard it here first Build a castle and we'll knock it down Because we are the hardest cocks around [Red] Call us crazy, flying off slingshots [Terence] But nothing you do is gonna stop this flock [Blues] We're just a bunch of cocky cocks [Matilda] Flying high and droppin' bombs I got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked [Bomb] Hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done [Terence] This is our nest and we're gonna protect it [Hal] We'll hit you pigs where you least expect it [Pig] Fall back, piggies! We're surrounded! [Stella] Ooh, new high score Let me tweet about it [Red] I got a golden egg, now you're gonna get snubbed I'll be rolling in the dough while you're rolling in the mud [Pig] Throw up the white flag! Time to surrender! [Red] We'll give you a whooping you don't wanna remember Anytime, anyplace, any freakin' season We love killin' piggies, we don't even need a reason [Hook] Angry is what you made me But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me? Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies That's the reason everybody wants to play me Piggies hate me when I get angry I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me Now you know what happens when you make me angry [Chorus] I'm just an angry bird Nobody's angrier Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds That's right piggies, ya heard it here first Build a castle and we'll knock it down Because we are the hardest cocks around [Outro] You know, that last line I probably shoulda rephrased that But, uh... Ah, whatever