Saturday Night's Divorce

[Verse 1] Won't you stay for one last drink? I really like your company "One last cigarette" she said "Smoking's so much fun to me But I hate the way my clothes smell" Don't worry baby, I'm sure nobody can tell Won't you stay for one last spliff? Nick really likes your company Talk shit with him forever And all the while run from me She asked "can I stay for one last line And cut it on a mirror?" Well fuck I thought that this was mine Better guess that we could split it [Chorus] Split it all in half We can split it Split it all in half Split it down the middle Split it down the middle [Verse 2] I'm watching while you dance Oh then you read my mind That car be tables fancy But it isn't mine So jump on my bed Get in girl you doing fine And I'll be to the bathroom Finish what's mine And hopefully Nick will Go and catch a ride You two slide to his room Get intertwined Cause I don't think I've got it in me this time Won't you follow me? Cause you can't read the signs So I guess that we could split it [Chorus] Split it all in half We can split it Split it all in half Split it down the middle Split it down the middle