Loretta Lynn's Lincoln

[Verse 1] Like any other would be country singing sensation I had no visible means of transportation One Saturday morning I was searching the ads When I found one that I wanted and I wanted it bad (He found one that he wanted and he wanted it bad) I called up the salesmen, he said, c'mon in I've got the Lincoln right here belonged to Loretta Lynn The Coal Miner's Daughter used to drive it to town It's yours for a song and five hundred down (He said, it's yours for a song and five hundred down) [Chorus] I said, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln I had no idea what that dealer was thinking But he totted the note on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln [Verse 2] Well, I throwed my old guitar in that big back seat And I steared her on out on to Dameron Street Them other cars pulled over like the red sea had parted It was then I had a vision of Dolly Parton (Right there he had a vision of Dolly Parton) [Chorus] [Verse 3] Dolly said, slide over J Otis, let me take you downtown Miss Loretta's waiting for us at the Orchid Lounge I couldn't believe my ears, I couldn't believe my eyes Why she was waving from the curb and we drove by Well, we turned that big rig around, right on a dime I ain't seen nothin' like that since Red Solvine (Red Solvine) That's what Loretta was saying as she hopped in the back Then she said, hey, Hoss, ain't this my old Cadillac No mame, Miss Loretta, this ain't your Cadillac [Chorus] [Verse 4] I heard a tapping on the window as I woke up Neath an old newspaper in my pickup truck The policeman said, boy, you better hit the road jack Get that bucket of bolts back across the tracks Officer, this here's Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (And he said) son, that ain't Loretta Lynn's Lincoln Yeah, I was waking up and my dreams were sinkin' Like them ol' springs on Loretta Lynn's Lincoln [Outro] Yeah, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (Loretta, Loretta) Whooo, Loretta Lynn's Lincoln (That is Loretta Lynn's Lincoln) If you ever get to wondering what I was a-dreaming I was dreaming I was riding in Loretta Lynn's Lincoln