Flight Attendant

When I was A little baby A mamma's boy No one could save me From those kids at school They would bully They would tease They would taunt me Haunt me "You're such a pretty boy" "You're such a pretty boy" "You're such a pretty boy" "You're such a pretty boy" Fear I grew up so scared The bible belt Redneck lifestyle One day i'll fly free In the airplanes "Where's my seat? Where's my champagne?" Champange I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy Heaven knows the lengths I'd go to please them every day They dont even notice when i'm Down Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy Such a pretty boy I'm such a pretty boy Hotels were closed And the airport was clean I was stranded alone In my southwest dream Hotels were closed And the airport was clean I was stranded alone In my southwest dream