Good Morning Tucson

It's still so dark because it's Still so early and the Chipper little girlie at the front desk doesn't mind at all These phony living rooms and Fake plants are killing me This bad coffee's filling me with equal parts joy and rage Put my makeup on and crack in half I choke back a laugh Find the camera with the red light [Chorus] Good Morning Tucson! The lights come on and so I smile wide and say Good Morning Tucson! I throw to you before I throw the rest away When I was coming up I Got the donuts which means I got the donuts that I wanted There was no young punk To steal my jelly glazed And I am still sort of amazed that you can be born in the nineties When I don't like what they talk about I take the earpiece out But they just cue me through the window [Chorus] While they do the weather I pretend I'm writing something But I'm really far away Really far away I keep my smile warm in case they turn the camera on Cause now I have something to say I have something to say The camera's melting but I Just keep going, it's been a Pleasure knowing you I wish you all the best of luck When the prompter dies I'm Comfortable winging it I'm Practically singing it, the song that tears the world apart Through the smoke beyond my parking space I see my giant face On the billboard by the highway [Chorus]