WTF Collective 2

[Verse 1: MC Confusing] MC Confusing Back in this bitch With a parking sandwich And a chicken ticket I got a liquid face lift From a fig with big tits And my wrist got twisted By a brit with fig spit And you don't understand it Cause you're not supposed to Like a candy cane snake In a jealous cartoon And I'm gonna leave soon But first I need to Drink a Chevy Chase face And rape Robo-Cop 2 [Verse 2: MC Historical Inaccuracy] Yo I'm MC Historical In-acc-ur-a-cy I drop lyrical bombs Like Hiroshima in '73 I write rhymes like Shakespeare When he wrote Anne Frank's diary Which is about the civil war Of 1812 in Germany I'm like the Spanish Inquisition When they killed Jesus And Abe Lincoln's suicide Was the theme for my thesis Like Moses, when I focus I can split the Red Sea Like he did in 1950 With the Chinese Army [Verse 3: MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word(s)] I'm MC Don't-Know-How- To-Pluralize-Word I got so many rhyme And I sleep with all the girl When there's more than one of something You're supposed to pluralize But I never learned that Throughout all the year I've been alive [Verse 4: MC Canadian Stereotype] Hello, I'm MC Canadian Ster-eo-type I'm aboot to get started So let me get off the ice But I don't want any trouble And I am always polite Now let's hop on my snow mobile And I will tell you what I like But first I'll turn off curling And turn down Avril Lavigne Et j'vais dire une phrase francais Parce qu'ici on est bilingue Oh boy I fell off my igloo And I hurt my knee Let's go to the hospital! Don't worry, here in Canada it's free (eh?) [Verse 5: MC Fatigue] MC Fatigue Did ya miss me? I'll be awake for five minutes Cause I had a coffee I'll try and get through my verse But I really don't know I drank that coffee about Five minutes ago (zzzzzzzzz) [Hook: MC Chorus Guy] They hired me again to sing This mother fucking chorus I haven't found a fucking job yet So I got to do this bullshit (I can't take it, I'm done) I don't think that I can sing Another fucking chorus I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge Or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun) [Verse 6: MC Knows-Too-Much-About-Bees] I'm MC Knows-Too-Many-Fact-About-Bees Fifteen miles an hour Is their average speed A queen can lay Up to 3,000 eggs in a day Just because I know a lot about bees Doesn't mean that I'm gay I'm also MC In-the-Closet-Homosexual I hide it cause it's easier to be Heterosexual We can't even get married In most states in America It's fucked up (MC Canadian Stereotype) Gay Marriage is legal here in Canada! [Verse 7: MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole] I'm MC Homophobic- Fucking-Asshole Being gay is evil And unnatural Jesus said to love thy neighbor But only if they are straight Penises go in vaginas Anything else is just insane [Verse 8: MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes] I'm MC Extremely- Inappropriate-Rhymes I shake things up like J. Fox When I get on the mic And I drop my enemies like Christopher Reeve's horse And I put them to sleep Like Heath Ledger of course [Verse 9: MC Extremely Politically Correct] (Woah!) I'm MC Extremely- Politically-Correct I disagree with the previous MC's Lyrical content It's offensive, insensitive And in very bad taste Just like that guy who wrote that song When Michael Jackson passed away [Verse 10: MC Final Verse] Yo I'm MC Final Verse Here to end the song One was enough We didn't need a sequel, Jon Make a fourth "Show Me Your Genitals" Or another "Normal Guy" But for now let's end this stupid song With a suicide [Hook: MC Chorus Guy] This is the last time that I Will ever sing a chorus My dad's gun was in his closet And I'm gonna end this bullshit (I had a good run) I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I Am finished with this chorus Sayonara and farewell I guess I'll see you all in hell (Four, three, two, one) (MC Final Verse) Oh my God, Chorus Guy killed himself (MC Historical Inaccuracy) Just like John Lennon and JFK (MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes) And OJ Simpson's wife (MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees) Only one bullet? It takes 1,000 bee stings to kill a man (MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word(s)) That is a lot of bee! (MC Confusing) There's more blood than a rubber house bottle of foot! (MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole) Shut up queer-fag (MC Canadian Stereotype) We don't tolerate that kind of hateful language in Canada! (MC Fatigue) I'm gonna go call an ambu-zzzzz (MC Final Verse) Who's gonna sing the chorus from now on? -Hey- (MC Vagina) You can't spell chorus without... Vagina