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[Intro: MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Confusing [Verse 1: MC Confusing] I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes than Zack Braff taking a nap I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah, you're wack cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk out of clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say, "Karate pencil case" and put it on tape [Verse 2: MC Insecure] Yo, I'm MC Insecure, what's up I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left, so I'll pretend that I got hurt Ow! I think I sprained my ankle. You guys just go ahead and finish the song without me [Verse 3: MC Amnesia] Yo, MC Amnesia up in this, bitch Woke up five days ago lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was, I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes, but I can't remember them Seriously, I'm freaking out, I can't remember anything What my motherfucking name Seriously, does anyone know what my name is [Verse 4: MC Public Urination] Yo, I'm MC Public Urination, what what I'll take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch You other emcees can't handle this shit You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo, fuck that shit, I just whip out my dick [Verse 5: MC Fatigue] Yo, MC Fatigue, yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic, I fucking fall asleep Zzzzzzzzzzz..... [Hook: Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kind of boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [Verse 6: MC Doesn't Know What Irony is] Yo, I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony is Walked up to a girl, and I gave her a kiss She said, "Let's go to your place; I'll suck your dick." I said, "Hell yeah, bitch, that's so ironic!" [Verse 7: MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo, I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know, he's known for The Sopranos, but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I really didn't like because I don't like Charlie Sheen Well, I guess in Hot Shots he was kind of funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in The Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? OJ Simpson Which is kind of weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked [Verse 8: MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3] Yo, I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 I really liked those movies, but the fourth disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a four? They had a perfect trilogy [Verse 9: MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4, that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2, & 3 Though I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The four was also good; they added Chris Rock and Jet Li [Verse 10: MC Shit My Pants Frequently] Yo, I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes There we go! Thank God I brought a change of clothes [Verse 11: MC Final Verse] Yo, I'm the emcee with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But motherfuckers, I don't really have the time So fuck that, and come back to the chorus guy [Hook: Chorus Guy] I'm still singing the chorus (Thank God we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (It's such a boring fucking job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they're paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate, then go to sleep) [Outro: Everyone] MC Amnesia: Wait a minute...I remember what happened now! You guys raped me! Everyone: Uh, yeah, we did. We raped you MC Amnesia: Wha--no wonder I couldn't remember anything, you...I thought you guys were my friends. That is not cool! MC Doesn't Know What Irony is: No, it's ironic! MC Amnesia: No, no, it's not ironic. I don't think you understand. Dude, could you stop peeing while I'm talking? And what the fuck is that...did someone shit their pants? MC Shit My Pants Frequently: Yep!