Too Fast

[Verse 1] I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind, I always reach my goal But there’s one thing I cannot control [Chorus] I come too fast I come too fast A couple strokes and my erection is a Thing of the past I come too fast I come too fast Sometimes it's even game over Before I take off my pants [Verse 2] I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt If the girl’s on top, sometimes I'll last a minute or two But if we doggy-style, oh man, I'm screwed [Chorus] I come too fast I come too fast I carry a spare pair of underwear In case a girl sits on my lap I come too fast I come too fast I swear I'll even shoot my load If a fly lands on my shaft [Outro] Oooohhhh Dammit...