Radio Friendly Song

[Verse 1] It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo So you try to change the station, but it's playing on every one A bunch of shitty-ass chords and lyrics recorded by a fucking moron [Pre-Chorus 1] And you assume that the general public is not that stupid You're positive that nobody will want to listen to this But you are wrong... [Chorus] They want another stupid, motherfucking Lame, cock-sucking, cookie-cutter radio friendly song And everyone sings along in their cars and at the mall And at the office they all love the new radio friendly song Unoriginal melody [Verse 2] Why did John Lennon have to be the one to get shot? Something's wrong While these douchebags are all still alive, singing these ass-licking songs All these fucking unoriginal pussies that don't have anything to say I'm not homophobic, but this song is so fucking gay [Pre-Chorus 2] You can barely retain the vomit that's rising in your throat And you assume that everyone will think that this song's terrible But you are wrong... [Chorus] [Break] ... piece of shit, oh, what a sucky-ass piece of shit I'd rather shoot myself in the face than listen to this Corporate bitch singing A stupid, motherfucking, lame, cock-suckin' Cookie-cutter radio friendly piece of shit [Outro] God, I hate this shit....