Pop Song

[Intro] Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man. That makes me a good artist. This is my new single. I hope you like it [Verse 1] Wealthy men hired me To sing this song that they wrote for me They're investing in this pricey music video And they're paying to get it played on the radio (on the radio) And they're gonna sell a million (a million) Yes, it's gonna go platinum [Chorus] Cause they market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls Cause all you gotta say is "ooh baby, I love you" and "girl, I need you in my world" Yes, they market this song to young, impressionable, and insecure teenage girls Cause all they gotta do is find a sexually attractive man that can sing all the words And now the token rap verse that doesn't make any sense But helps to get a small percentage of the urban music market [Verse 2] Hey baby, baby, I can tell that you are crazy, crazy Shake that ass, girl, my rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy These things I'm talking 'bout have nothin' to do with the song, baby But it don't matter; won't you show me that thong, baby? That's how it works in the pop music industry Two-thousand ten, motherfucker, that's just how it be [Chorus] [Outro] Now I'm singin' with my gay voice To let you know that I am sensitive Oh yeah, I'm singin' with my gay voice Teenage girls love a sensitive voice And you know I wanna Make money, money, make money, money, make money (x4) Rich men makin' money off of their investment Ooh, it's so sexual, baby Girl, I love you so much. I wish we could be together. Unfortunately, we can't, because I'm rich and famous and you're not... but why don't you just go out and buy my album? And tell your friends about it, too, so that they also go out and buy it