I Can Dance

Some guys are good at talking to girls Some guys have all the money in the world Some guys wear fancy shoes and pants I'm not one of those guys But baby, I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) Uh uh, ah ah Uh uh, ah ah Some guys have friends and they do high-fives Some guys have parents that are still alive Some guys don't sit when they pee, they stand I'm not one of those guys But baby, I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) Everybody, let's count to ten All you've got to do is watch me dance Two Keep watching me dance Three (Um, uh, hm) Four "Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't actually have lyrics For this part. I kinda got carried away, I thought That we should do a counting thing, but, uh That's my bad. Sorry guys, sorry 'bout that Can we just maybe cut back to the ''cho—''" (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) I can dance (Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance) Uh uh, ah ah Uh uh, ah ah Some guys have money that they've invested Some guys were never molested I was though, and, but, em... You've got to stop touching the children You've got to stop touching the children ''Catholic church, we're looking at your direction' You've got to stop touching the children ''We're not pointing fingers but, damn, your track record Is bad and getting worse'' You've got to stop touching the children 'Vatican' more like 'Old-man-touching-childr-i-can' Uh uh, ah ah Uh uh, ah aaaaah