Fuck Everything

[Intro] Yo, other rappers claim to not give a fuck Well, step aside, bitches Cause I give the lowest amount of fuck humanly possible [Hook] (I don't give a fuck) About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything (I don't give a fuck) I literally don't give a fuck about anything [Verse 1] I don't give a fuck about motherfuckin' anything People care about shit, I say, "Fuck everything" Fuck you, fuck me, fuck the sky, fuck trees Fuck the sun, I don't need heat or vitamin D And fuck toasters, I don't need to cook my bread And fuck coasters, I use a little plate instead And fuck roosters, with your useless cock-a-doodle-doo We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you Don't give a fuck about chairs, I prefer to stand And fuck air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan And fuck the movie "The Fan", starring Wesley Snipes "Demolition Man" is the only Snipes movie I like And fuck likin' shit, I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuck about not likin' all the shit I don't like Like tissues, fuck 'em, I'll blow my nose on the couch And fuck my nostrils and my sense of smell, I breathe through my mouth Don't give a fuck about seeing, bitch, fuck my eyes Fuck visual perception, yo, I'd rather be blind And fuck time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half-an-hour at most And fuck coasts, don't give a fuck about where water meets land And fuck boats, just cause you float, you think you're so fuckin' bad? And fuck jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but [Hook] (I don't give a fuck) About anything, fuck everyone and fuck everything (I don't give a fuck) I literally don't give a fuck about anything [Verse 2] Walked into a coffeeshop and ordered a cup The girl said, "Small, medium, large?" I said, "Bitch, I don't give a fuck!" She said, "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said, "Fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuck, alright?!" Don't give a fuck about beverage size options, motherfucker And I don't give a fuck about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuck about straight sex And fuck my dick, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead And fuck biological functions, fuck the human body I prefer the body of a bat and the head of a coyote I call myself "Batyote" and I fight crime at night I know it's similar to Batman, but motherfuck copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it every day Cause I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way And fuck birth, enterin' the world of space and time is a bitch Searchin' for purpose in the random universe sucks dick Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way? Did I choose to not give a fuck about ice cube trays? If I want ice, I'll go to the fuckin' corner store and buy a bag Fillin' you up and waitin' for the water to freeze is a motherfuckin' drag You know what? Fuck the word "fuck," I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word "chainsaw" for this chorus [Hook] (I don't give a chainsaw) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything (I don't give a chainsaw) I literally don't give a chainsaw 'bout anything [Bridge] If there were a contest to see who doesn't give a fuck the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuck about winnin', yo And don't even give a fuck about not givin' a fuck So I do give a fuck — wait, what? [Hook] (I give a fuck) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuck) I literally care about every motherfuckin' thing