Everyday's A Holiday

[Intro] (coughing) *oh shit* A lot of people ask me what my life is like What I do everyday So I wrote a song about it Here it goes! (yo Joel, turn me up in my headphones!) [Verse 1] Woke up this morning around 9 o'clock Had some shit to do, but I forgot So I rolled a blunt Smoked it in my love seat Bought it with my medicard Thank god for the pharmacy Logged onto the internet Hoping shit picks up for me Holla at my nigga Green luckily he fucks with me But he on tour now somewhere out in India And I'm learning the difference between sativa and indica [Hook] And this is the beginning of my everyday Everyday's a holiday at least thats what I always say Ok, ok Alright, alright And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight [Verse 2] I could've swore there was shit I had to do I remembered at two in the afternoon Should've got it done at 12 Put it on the shelf Oh well procrastinator Probably make a crappy waiter So later for that bullshit im on my grizzy Feeling mad official cause the bloggers start to diss me And its a tricky thing cause if their dissining that means their listening It takes conditioning by growing thicker skin Voila You see I'm exhausted by this shit its a difference of opinion Am I awesome or the shit In my head I'm walking around like I'm as awesome as it gets And everyone knows it too but they won't acknowledge it So if you're having girl problems stop pouting I got 99 of them bitches, say fuck it, and stop counting And I'll have more people counting as the day go, hopefully Good girls go to heaven, bad bitches roll with me [Hook](x4) And this is the beginning of my everyday Everyday's a holiday at least that's what I always say Ok, ok Alright, alright And I'mma probably do the same thing tonight