Harley

[Verse] Harley didn't have no education, he could hardly read and write He was locked into a dead-end occupation, his future didn't look too bright He worked eighteen years on the assembly line Just getting by with a little bit of overtime And that could be the end of this story of mine but it's just the beginning Late one night when he was working on the graveyard, Harley got himself this big idea All he'd have to do is change one little screw, save millions of dollars a year So he worked and he saved until he could open his own shop Money started rolling in like it wasn't going to stop So Harley bought a mountain, built a mansion on top So the losers could see whom was winning Only in America with nothing but a dream, only in America where every man's king First Harley's daughter, Janet, found a guru she gave him everything she owned Then Harley junior joined some kind of rock band And walked around all day about half stoned His wife watched TV all the time because she got bored Then one day she found a TV preacher she adored And she gave all of Harley's hard earned money to the Lord Harley started drinking, wound up in Betty Ford to see if he could buy a happy ending Then some kid who worked in Harley's factory, he got himself this big idea Figured out how to do it with computers, drove Harley out of business in a year Now Harley's back working the assembly line Just getting by with a little bit of overtime But don't count Harley out because he isn't the quitting kind He stares at that computer with one thing on his mind How to make them more user-friendly Only in America Only in America