You & Him

[Verse 1] You're so hot I bet you hear that a lot You're so cool I almost wish I were you You're so slick it's like you're not even trying You're so fine but can you tell that I'm lying? You're so cute but you remind me of somebody else It's on the tip of my tongue no it's not Orson Welles You're so ambitious you just know you're gonna win You're so cute I hope they taught you how to swim [Chorus] You and Hitler oughta get together You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage You and Hitler oughta tie the knot You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot [Verse 2] You're so sweet I really love how you hate You seem like someone they should chemically castrate I bet you're planning to have 17 kids Then 2 nanoseconds later you'll regret that you did because You're not thinking, you have trouble with that You think you're super special but you're just a big twat You probably went to Chernobyl for your honeymoon You probably acted surprised when they showed you the room [Chorus] You and Hitler oughta get together You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage You and Hitler oughta tie the knot You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot You and Hitler oughta get together You oughta learn to knit and wear matching sweaters You oughta learn the finer points of decoupage You oughta spend your weekends cleaning out the garage You and Hitler oughta tie the knot You could do it at Taco Bell to spice up the plot Get on the phone and call your buddy Pol Pot You could play some Twister and watch Heavy Metal Parking Lot