Action Man

Give him scars and khaki to wear Remove his balls, he'll go anywhere He doesn't speak, he doesn't dare Death sneaks, he isn't scared Minus balls, he doesn't care Jacks beware, action man He can ack-ack Ackrington, bomb Berlin Reduce your car to a heap of tin Wage war, what's more - win Punctured skin means nothing to him The human grenade minus pin That's him, action man A chin with a thin Kirk Douglas cleft Squad by the bleeding left Don't shout he's deaf Head over heels in love with death Beware of the wrath of the man bereft No marriage plans for action man