Listen Mr. Oxford Don

Me not no Oxford don  me a simple immigrant  from Clapham Common  I didn't graduate  I immigrate  But listen Mr Oxford don  I'm a man on de run  and a man on de run  is a dangerous one  I ent have no gun  I ent have no knife  but mugging de Queen's English  is the story of my life  I don't need no axe  to split/ up yu syntax  I don't need no hammer  to mash/ up yu grammar  I warning you Mr. Oxford don  I'm a wanted man  and a wanted man  is a dangerous one  Dem accuse me of assault  on de Oxford dictionary/  imagine a concise peaceful man like me/  dem want me to serve time  for inciting rhyme to riot  but I tekking it quiet  down here in Clapham Common  I'm not violent man Mr. Oxford don  I only armed wit mih human breath  but human breath  is a dangerous weapon  So mek dem send one big word after me  I ent serving no jail sentence  I slashing suffix in self-defence  I bashing future wit present tense  and if necessary  I making de Queen's English accessory/ to my offence