The Tank: Romelu Lukaku

[Verse 1] Yo, what's up? It's MC pound your bitch I can perfom anywhere, but stick to a football pitch Built like a wrecking ball, but clear of Miley Cyrus I made STD's, now slut is a virus [Hook] My name is Romelu, but you can call me tank I'm the number one beast, all the rest are wank With my bills and bitches, I'm the pimp of the bank If you mess with me, you become lamb shank [Verse 2] Girrafes were made when I punched a horse And I played the iceberg in Titanic, of course When I poke you on Facebook, you know you're getting a bruise When I gave birth to Undertaker, he was born with tattoes I was stopped by police this morning It's okay though, I let them off with a warning Nintey nine strength? I've got one thousand And I score goals, by the thousand [Hook] [Verse 3] I invented steroids, to make some competition Suárez? Giroud? They just keep on wishing I got bars for days and no, I'm not talking Snickers I make great bolognese to get in your mum's knickers I'm so black, that my shadow is white My favourite type of sweet is Turkish Delite There you have it, about the tank you now know You agree I'm a beast, comment down below