MC Moyes

[Intro] Yo, MC Moyes, there's something I need to say [Verse 1] I smashed your bitch last week, then I did the same to your dad Got my boys turnt up, and my swag turned on Got a dick you wished you had "Moyes you're shit, you're ruining United" What's that? Go fuck yourself Somebody get me a beer and Tesco basic gel [Hook x2] I'm MC Moyes, MC Moyes, I'll smash you up, I'm MC Moyes Put your hands up, will you make some noise Turn around if you're hating, boy [Verse 2] Now that I've got your attention There's something that I need to mention That's right, United, we're still right in for contention No not, not for the title, for the manager with the largest penis Cause it's massive, dickhead Arsene Wenger look, it's half past you're a twat Been selling you dope for years, heard you got Özil into that Oi nah, I think I've found a target, no, I'm not talking Marco Reus It's your girl and Imma make her David Moist [Hook x2] [Verse 3] I must say, that I really wanna say That my team ain't good enough for me Tom Cleverley you're a weed, now go make me some sandwiches Shout Out to Rafa Benítez, he loves the pussy too Me and him, hitting up Zante this summer, see you soon Hit Puberty at thirty eight, but I've always been gorgeous And a gymlad, I'm built like a brick, I'm basically Lukaku Aswell I Invented vodka, gonna neck loads with Rafa So, fuck the hate, I'm here to stay You don't agree, I'll smash your face [Hook x2] [Outro] Yo, John Terry didn't sleep with Wayne Bridge's wife It was me, it was fucking me, mate, dickheads