A Women's Rant

[Verse 1] Six am I'm out of bed, I stumble through the haze Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day One thing to another, there's no time to stop I hit the ground a running and keep running til I drop I'm taking care of everyone, oh, my heads in a spin I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this Before I leave the house, I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks Laptop, cell phone, find my keys, feed the dogs before I leave Everybody's needs are my responsibility It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah [Chorus] Why, why, why, why? When I'm through with this life I am gonna have a come to Jesus You can guarantee When I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with Eve [Verse 2] There's so many things that I can't begin to understand The differences that are between a woman and a man See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way They say we are the weaker sex, I'd have to disagree I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these [Chorus] [Bridge] Botox, peels, exfoliate, we have the babies, lose the weight Laundry, dishes, up all night, I try my best to get it right Husband, kids, work all day, I got PMS and PTA Find the thing my kid can't find, I need a drink but there's no time So many things I have on my list No wonder why at times, oh I can seem like such a Witch! [Chorus] [Outro] What was he thinking?