Serious (Remix)

INTRO J-M-E A simple music lesson, think about it VERSE 1 Everybody thinks to MC tough Your lyrics must be about negative stuff Go raving no-ones skanking Turn round I bet you someones shanking Just cos we come from the gutter And we know about scraping the bottom of the butter Dont mean we have to be sinners Major labels dont want killers Think, who's gunna sign a guy with a shank Or a guy with a 9 mil All you're gunna get is a 3 figure deal You MC at a rave and get a bill But that bill ain't gunna last It will go fast and it mite be the last Shows for a while so you won't have no dough for a while CHORUS To the beat Just bob ya head to the beat If you dont wanna dance to the beat Just bob ya head to the beat If you dont wanna dance or lean back Then bob ya head to the beat If you dont wanna dance to the beat Then bob ya head to the remix VERSE 2 Don't talk to me about lyrics I know all your little gimmicks I know about rhyming dictionaries And I know about rhymeszone[dot]com please Go write some intelligent bars Show man you know more than just cars Shanks, money Shanks, gash Shanks, weed Shanks, please Thanks cos recently I've been on a good vibe reason is cos I'm not average or decent And it's hard to write lyrics like these I mean it, ask any artist Task any artist to write a bar that's positive Not talkin bout breasts Or a bullet proof vest See Im the best Imagine if every single MC lived by their word It word be impossible to get anywhere Cos gun shots would have occurred You couldn't even go to the video shoot Cos man would go to the video shoot Den he'd get away leaving feds and ambulances At your video shoot HOOK SERIOUS, You're not SERIOUS, Dont say SERIOUS, I say SERIOUS, Wanna get SERIOUS, Lets get SERIOUS, You can't act SERIOUS, So dont say SERIOUS, about SERIOUS, You're not SERIOUS, Dont say SERIOUS, I say SERIOUS, You wanna get SERIOUS, Lets get SERIOUS, You can't act SERIOUS, So dont say, SERIOUS VERSE 3 All this talk about reppin your endz And not making anymore friends is an idiot ting How long is it gunna take to realise it needs to end You're a waste man if your 29 And you're still posing by a road sign You need to think about your lifetime Before you hit 40 with a shank In Your 9 You need to start growing up Your lyrics make you sounds like you don't know enough You'll never be blowing up You make me sick like a drunk person throwing up Don't ignore me and write poor lyrics About getting bored of your brand new sword Dont act dumb Wiley warned you the level of MCing is going up Everybody it's J-M-E Do not come try floss around me I dont care bout your J-A-C-O-B Munch it up like a B-L-T At last,yes its me JME You won't hear no waste man slaying me Cos I've got big DJ's playing me So dont say my name if you're not paying me HOOK SERIOUS, You're not SERIOUS, Dont say SERIOUS, I say SERIOUS, Wanna get SERIOUS, Lets get SERIOUS, You can't act SERIOUS, So dont say SERIOUS, about SERIOUS, You're not SERIOUS, Dont say SERIOUS, I say SERIOUS, You wanna get SERIOUS, Lets get SERIOUS, You can't act SERIOUS, So dont say, SERIOUS CHORUS To the beat Just bob ya head to the beat If you dont wanna dance to the beat Just bob ya head to the beat If you dont wanna dance or sing on the plane Or lean back Or do the vocal Or do the old school grandad dance Just bob ya head to the beat SERIOUS, to the beat Just bob ya head to the beat It's J-M-E