Cheat To Lose

In the dirt with bruises on my shins I kept my shirt with everyone's skins Kickin the ball and kickin me and Kickin back and winning Well I got tired of going to games And who is king, who is slave I made up my mind I changed my mission I found a way to sabotage the competition I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! Yeah, Yeah! And you can kick my ass! I cheat to lose! Hey, I didn't mean to spoil your fun Well maybe I did But anyway I wasn't hurting anyone was I? Doesn't it suck to beat a guy who isn't trying? Like that painting of the fish That turns to frogs and keeps flying? And who is right and who's to blame Who got riches who got fame You can stick it all I won't keep score Yeah I'm not playing your way anymore I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! Yeah, Yeah! I'm gonnna knock myself right out! I cheat to lose! Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! Yeah, Yeah! There's a party at my house and you're all invited Yeah, yeah, don't act so excited There'll be full-contact Croquet and Bridge Worship The Nerd, and Steal The Fridge Ringelivio and Capture the Flag Kung Fu Dodgeball, Winkum in drag Queen Of The Hill, and Serf Of The Pool You know there's only gonna be one rule And that's Cheat to Lose! yeah...yeah...yeah! That's cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! That's cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! Yeah, Yeah! I'm gonn hit the ball and run to third! Whoo! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! I cheat to lose... yeah...yeah...yeah! Yeah, Yeah Down in the dirt with bruises on my shins I kept my shirt with everyone skins