Big Chinos

They're not ready for me at the office They're not ready for me at the mall Cause when I come walking in in my pair of big chinos The fan's gonna hit the wall And I wear them because they're humungous And I wear them because they are tan And there is nothing else in my whole wardrobe I wear Makes me feel like a man no, they're just not prepared for my Big My pair of big chinos My Big My pair of big chinos My Big They're so damn big Now I wear a size 34,35,36 in the waist They're a size 88 1/2 Yeah, they are Fatty Arbuckle On Chaplin sized chinos But don't you laugh Don't you laugh And you ain't gonna see my shirt pocket Cause I buckle them up at my chin And it's only my arms and my head that sticks out and the rest is all khakiyou'd better watch out for my Big My pair of big chinos My Big My pair of big chinos My Big They're so damn big And No one understands me No one understands me No one understands me Oh I gotta break out and express my self So I bought me a pair of reading lamps And I strapped them both onto my belt And I'm going out dancing tonight at the club and all you will see of my wiggling self are my Big My pair of big chinos My Big My pair of big chinos My Big my pair of big chinos My Big My pair of big chinos My Big They're so damn big